Found this one on Chicago Craigslist:
“The online humor magazine FLYMF (www.flymf.com) is looking for submissions.
Criteria: We’re looking for pieces that are, well, funny. Take a look at the site to see the kind of stuff we publish. We like to think that we’re smart but not above being raunchy if the joke calls for it, but we could be full of it.
Send your fiction, essays, poetry, shorts, comics and movies to email@example.com.
Please send submissions in the text of an email. Profanity does not guarantee humor. No Onion ripoffs.
* Compensation: $1.00/100 words; maximum $20. Comics: $10. Poetry and movies: Variable. Payment on publication.”
Full announcement here.